I was a minor witness in a jury trial. I spent all day yesterday and half the day today at the Guilford County Court House.
While I was sitting in the court room waiting for my turn to be questioned, I noticed that there were 31 portraits of past judges hanging on the walls of the room. One of the pictures behind the judge's bench was a bit askew.
I felt a little bit like Monk. I wanted to find something to stand on and straighten the picture. Then I noticed that more than one of the judges was not quite straight.
We just can't have crooked judges hanging around in the courthouse. What shall we do?